"Swearing is unattractive" I’m not attractive anyway so fuck off
stiles and lydia being jealous of each other in season 4
Why does France have so many revolutions?
i asked a french guy once and he just said ‘we are angry at literally everything’
how do you ask what a glass of water is doing?a glass of water is an inanimate object and is incapable of having a thought process or understanding english
water you doing
this really cute customer came in today and i asked him how he was paying and he said ‘hasta la visa baby’ and then he blushed and cleared his throat and was like ‘um.. visa please’ and i kinda wanna marry him